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Pictures from last weekend’s Whiskey Rebellion Reenactment


 

 

reenactment thumb Pictures from last weekend’s Whiskey Rebellion Reenactment

“This is the best damn reenactment ever.”

“We should probably teach people about the rebellion again next weekend.”





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Justice Bird not a tattoo artist


 

 

bad tattoo dog king thumb Justice Bird not a tattoo artist

“I didn’t add the shark yet, hold on.”




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Living history



The popularity of reenacting the American Civil War grew exponentially throughout the 20th century.


Concerned that historical accuracy was being sacrificed by so many casual, mainstream reenactors, Justice Bird decided to move on.




 

He started his “Whiskey Rebellion” Reenactment Club shortly thereafter.


 

 

whiskey thumb Living history

“God bless whiskey… and God bless Justice Bird.”




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A giant among men




Justice Bird’s great-grandpa sat on the board of 86 different companies. He dominated half a dozen railroads, several banks, and scores of industrial concerns. Truly, he was one of the richest and most powerful figures in financial history.





On rare occasions, he would misstep.




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Horse sh*t!




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Perspectives: You



How your parents see you:

baby thumb Perspectives: You





How you see you:

how you see yourself thumb Perspectives: You

 


 

 

How your dog sees you:

how your dog sees you thumb Perspectives: You




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Tapeworm Public Safety Reminder


hugs not tapes thumb Tapeworm Public Safety Reminder


What to do if you see a tapeworm:

1) Do not befriend the tapeworm
2) Do not let the tapeworm see you are afraid
3) Do not let the tapeworm crawl down your throat, or up your butt




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Phrases you will never hear






A phrase that you that you will never, EVER hear:





water cooler thumb Phrases you will never hear

 

“Thanks for sharing your political views – I see

where you’re coming from and you totally convinced me!!!!

 





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Times were tough back in ’35


 

During the Great Depression, no one trusted banks.






Including Justice Bird’s grandpa.

 

 

money under mattress2 thumb Times were tough back in ’35

“This depression better end soon. It’s starting to impact my love life.”




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Phrases you will never hear



 

A phrase that you that you will never, EVER hear:

 

 

 

 

two guys talking12 thumb Phrases you will never hear

“Yeah, we tried couples counseling - 

it totally worked and we’re in love again!!!”

 



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Game on



The idea of blowing on things in order to
fix them was ludicrous…




until a rainy spring day in 1988.


 

100 4305 thumb2 Game on

“Trust me.”




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